Alright, let’s talk about this Van Meter Visitor fella. Folks have been spotting it since ’73 in Iowa, but its sightings prolly go back further than that. Most people see it in them rural areas where forests and farmlands mix – think of it as the creature’s own little version of a backyard. It’s a night owl, too. Seems like it only comes out when the sun goes down. Now, what does this critter look like? Well, folks describe it as a tall fella, standing between six to seven feet, with a long neck and a horse’s head on top. Its most distinctive feature, though, are its red eyes – they glow like two burning coals in the dark. Reminds me of that old saying, “Them eyes is like the devil’s own lanterns.” It can jump, too – I’m talking long distances, like it’s got springs for legs. Behavior-wise, this thing seems to have a soft spot for farm animals. I’ve heard stories of it hanging around barns and pastures, even interacting with livestock. Some folks say they hear it make these high-pitched whinnies or screams – sounds that’ll give you the shivers if you’re out there alone at night. But remember, just ’cause we ain’t found no concrete proof yet don’t mean it ain’t real. These things are out there, hiding well or maybe even being covered up by someone, somewhere. As for where it lives, well, I reckon it’s made itself right at home in them rural areas. It blends in real good with the forests and farmlands, kinda like how a snake blends into grass. You might say it’s found its niche – a place where it can hide during the day and come out to play at night. So keep your eyes peeled, folks, ’cause you never know when you might catch a glimpse of that Van Meter Visitor.