Alright, listen up ’cause I’m only gonna say this once. The Kelpie, now that’s a cryptid that’s got folks talking. It’s been reported since 1895, mainly in Australia – prolly ’cause it likes to hang around rivers and streams. People’ve seen it all year round, but there seems to be more sightings when the water’s high or during storms. That’s just my observation though, I ain’t no expert who’s never been in the field. Now, what does this critter look like? Well, folks describe it as a horse-like creature, standing anywhere from 10 to 20 feet tall, including its mane made of writhing snakes – yeah, you heard that right. It’s dark-colored, and it’s got a human-like face on an otherwise equine body. That’s a real unsettling image, ain’t it? But remember, I’m just goin’ by what people’ve reported. The Kelpie’s behavior is as chilling as its appearance. It lures humans and animals towards water before launching its attacks. It can mimic human voices too, probly to attract unsuspecting prey. John Keel, another cryptid researcher, mentioned something similar about the Men in Black – said they could imitate any sound. I reckon these creatures are just playin’ on our natural curiosities. As for where it lives, well, it’s an aquatic cryptid, so it prolly finds refuge and sustenance in water-filled habitats. That’s definately where you should keep an eye out if you’re near an Australian river. But hey, I’m not saying I believe every story I hear – just that these things are out there, and people’ve been seeing ’em for a long time now. So, if you find yourself near one of those rivers, watch your step, would ya? Teh Kelpie’s prolly hiding well or maybe someone’s coverin’ it up, but either way, I’d rather not take my chances.