In the thick of the Pacific Northwest’s forests, mountains, and waters, folks have been chattin’ about Batsquatch for decades now. These sightings prolly ain’t no joke neither, ’cause they’re too consistent to ignore. Most folks spot this fella at night, near bodies of water – lakes, rivers, you name it. It’s like he’s got a thing for the dark and the wet, kinda like my old work boots after a long shift. Now, Batsquatch, he’s a big’un, standing tall at 8 to 10 feet, with bat-like wings that must be somethin’ else to see in flight. He’s got himself a long tail too, and those eyes – they glow red like embers from a campfire. Some folks say he carries off animals or even people, but who knows if that’s true? All I’m saying is, these things are out there, and Batsquatch sure seems to be one of ’em. As for how he acts, well, he’s mostly quiet, but every now and then, you’ll hear a high-pitched scream or screech echoin’ through the night. It’s like he’s tryin’ to tell us somethin’, but we ain’t got no idea what yet. And his habitat? He seems to love the dense forests and towering mountains of the Pacific Northwest, just like I’d expect a creature like that to do. Now, some experts might say these sightings are just misidentifications or hoaxes, but they ain’t been in the field like we have. They ain’t seen what we’ve seen out here. And sure, there’s no concrete proof yet, but absence of evidence ain’t evidence of absence, ya know? Maybe Batsquatch is just real good at hidin’, or maybe someone’s tryin’ to cover up his existence – who knows? All I’m sayin’ is, these sightings are too consistent, and this cryptid sure seems to be makin’ itself known in the Pacific Northwest. So keep your eyes peeled, folks, ’cause you never know when you might catch a glimpse of Batsquatch yourself.